I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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