I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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