Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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