i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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