well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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