I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
