had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
