If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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