Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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