i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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