I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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