what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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