we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
