If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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