I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
