Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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