he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
be right there i have to get my cape
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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