I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I have post one night stand depression
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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