Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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