I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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