goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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