Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This couple is walking their pig around campus
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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