need another drink. this is the easiest way
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Randomize
