8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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