Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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