what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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