office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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