We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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