Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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