Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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