Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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