the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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