How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
