We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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