Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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