i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I think this conversation is over.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed