Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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