so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
