I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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