All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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