i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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