Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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