Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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