that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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