I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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