No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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