but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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