i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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