Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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