yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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