Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
sex in a hospital.. check
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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