never play flip cup with pint glasses
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
