On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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