So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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