let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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